Eeny Meny Miny Moe

(Brady Seals, David Bradley, Greg Friia)

Never was a looker always had a s s stutter
No luck with the girls like my quarterback brother
Always low on money and my game was lame
Strapped on this ole guitar and the whole ch-ch-ch changed

Hooked up with my neighbor 'cause I heard he was drummer
Said he knew a guy that could play like Stevie Wonder
We found a bass man, now we're out on the road
The girls pile in and the next thing you know

It's...
Eeny meny miny moe
Catch a little cutie by her toe
So many women how do you choose?
It's hard pickin' one knowin' you can have two
Lookin' so good in the honky-tonk light
Long legged, half wasted just my type
Maybe yes ma-ma-ma maybe no
Eeny meny miny moe

There's brunettes and blondes blue jeans and dresses
Red headed devils hell this heaven
One bought me a shot one wrote me a note
Good Lord help me which way should I go

Eeny meny miny moe
Catch a little cutie by her toe
So many women how do you choose?
It's hard pickin' one knowin' you can have two
Lookin' so good in the honky-tonk light
Long legged, half wasted just my type
Maybe yes ma-ma-ma maybe no
Eeny meny miny moe

Maybe yes maybe no
Eeny meny ma-ma-ma miny moe