Farmer Brown

(Brady Seals, Kizzy Plush)

Farmer Brown didn't grow no 'maters
No turnip greens no yeller corn
But he had a healthy little garden
And he was thankful to the Lord
A picture of his patch from heaven
Made the cover of High Times
Crop of the year that year, "Best Bud All Around"
Hands down, Farmer Brown

Hands down Farmer Brown
Hands down Farmer Brown
Who grew the best? You just ask anyone around
Hands down, Farmer Brown

Went out and bought himself a backhoe
Buried a semi underground
Filled up the trailer full of heat lamps
Kept it growin' all year round
He had some special seeds from Holland
Planted them on a mountainside
Who grew the best? You just ask anyone around
Hands down, Farmer Brown

Hands down Farmer Brown
Hands down Farmer Brown
Who grew the best? You just ask anyone around
Hands down, Farmer Brown

Legend has it one fateful mornin'
He heard a ruckus out in the road
Smokin' a fat one in the kitchen
Bulldog gravy on the stove
Went to the screen door in his long johns
When he heard a voice from behind a pine
We got you surrounded son put that doobie down
Hands up, Farmer Brown

Hands up, Farmer Brown
Hands up, Farmer Brown
Got you surrounded son put that doobie down
Hands up, Farmer Brown